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i would be the perfect girlfriend if we were cuddling i would let him fall asleep on my boobs and that is the best pillow so like

ricksanscrotum:

i talk about wanting a boyfriend but i dont even know what id do with one like what do you just kiss him and then leave him alone in a corner how often does it eat

fartyrock:

Do you ever see a moth and say “why does that bird have antennas”

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

envyadams:

we never really did find out what the academy is